ValhallaWe stand ready to fight them,
They've come to take our land,
But as we chant these great words,
"Odin, far-wanderer, grant us wisdom,
Courage, and victory.
Friend Thor, grant us your strength.
And both be with us"
Their blood will cover our swords,
We will fight all of the incoming hordes!
Together we stand for one final fight,
One final fight for our homeland!
Stand with me brothers!
Let us rip their throats from their bodies!
The sound of clashing steel rings loud,
I can smell blood and see it as it splashes my face,
They made a mistake when they came to our place!
This is Valhalla our home, our life, and our hearts!
Everything we are is Valhalla we will win this fight!
Love letter to Riven
You're the number one top in my heart,
I fell in love with you from the start.
Watching you bounce around makes me happy you know?
And when they get low your ult will deal the final blow,
Your face is one of beauty and of violence,
You will kill all even if silenced,
Break through with your e to dash,
Q, Q, Q, Smash, Smash, Smash,
Stun them with your W,
Laugh as the silly fools try to run from you,
You're a Battle Bunny and you're sweet like money,
Playing you can make anyone's heart happy,
Come at bro is what I say when I play you,
You help me pubstomp like no other,
You make me feel like Dyrus undercover,
When in the Jungle it's good game,
Jump from the bush and kill everything it's insane,
Your clear time is solid like Mundo's,
Breaking wills with your wombo combo,
People can only just stare in awe at your beauty,
As you end their lives with such grace and subtlety.